In Pakistan with Dege Sms (CLICK HERE)
World Wide With Muskurahat (CLICK HERE)
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Love Letter By a Mathematician
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, i was passing by ur rectangular house in trigonometric lane.There i saw u with ur cute circular face,conical nose, parabolic chin and spherical eyes,standing in ur triangular garden.Before seeing u my heart was a null set,but when a vector of magnitude from ur eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it integrated.
My Love 4u is a quadratic equation with real roots.
GIRL:Lanat hy aise pyar pe jis ka letter samajhne k lye mujhy 2nd year ka maths parhna parhe.
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Albert Einstien
Albert Einstien once Said:
I Can Calculate Every Thing,
Even The Velocity Of Light.
But
I Can't Calculate The timing of loadshding in pakistan.
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Dont Use Your Brain
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited :-Question :--
U r in a boat in middle of river. U hav 2 candles & hav to light any 1 candle. U dont have anythng wid u in d boat to li8 thm up. How to do it?
Ans - Take 1 candle & throw it in d water.
So the boat will become LIGHTER.
Using dis LIGHTER u can light d othr Candle:-P
Anothr deadly ans -
U throw a candle up & catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using Matches u can light d candle.;-)
If dat wasn't enough,
1 more ans -
Take water in ur hand & drop it.
Drop by drop:TIP-TIP. "TIP TIP barsa Pani,
Pani ne aag lagayi" us aag se hamne candle jalayi.:-P
If that wasnt enough even uptill nw
-1 more ans-
Start praising 1 candle, the othr will get jelous n get lighted up :D
This is our style of answerin in examz
Logic ho na ho length honi chahye :/ :D
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Top Answers Of Teachers
Top Answers Of Teachers If They Don't Know The Answers!:P
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- I think d questi0n is wr0ng:-P
- I'll tell u 2m0rrow:->
- Don't ask f0olish questi0ns;->
- U'll study dis in da next class:-|
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And da m0st fam0us 1:-P
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- Nice questi0n, raise ur hands wh0 kn0w da answer 4 dis?
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Mom To Son
Mom: wt r u doing dear?
S0n: mom m killing eukaryotic, multicellular, hetertrophic, ectoparasites, vectors of plasmodiam n dengue,belonging to phylum arthopoda clas insecta..
Mom: whattttt???
S0n: mom MACHAR maar rha hoon.
Moral: or parhao bachay nu medicl
Dedicatd to all innocent bio-victims
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Interesting Confusions
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it's already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
9.Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
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Generation Gap
"Generation Gap"
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I told my Dad that I want an Apple or a Blackberry..
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He replied
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Kinoo da season ay putar, kinoo kha kinoo....
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Teacher
Teacher: Which is the best month to study?
Student: octembruary.
Teacher: dont be silly, there is NO such month.
Student: Exactly..! :-D
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Story of Newton's Laws
Story of Newton's laws:
A cow was walkin.
NEWTON stopped it.
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it stopped.
he found his first law
"an object continues to move unless it's stopped".
He gave a FORCE by Kicking d Cow,
it Gave a Sound "MA"!
he formulated the 2nd Law, F=MA!!
After sumtim d Cow gave a kick to Newton,
then he formulated the 3rd Law.
i.e, 'EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION'!!!..
;-)
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Physics Professor
A student called up his physics professor
but got professors wife on the call n said
"he died last week",...
Next day studend called again & asked for the professer
wife answerd i told u he died last week...
Next day he called again, ths tym wife shouted
I'hv told u your professer died last week
Y do u keep calling?
Student Replied
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Sun k acha lagta hai
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Maths sir
Maths sir : what is a line.?
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A Genius Answered :
Line is a Dot, Going for a walk...!!
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Law of Conversion of Knowledge
''No matter how long the lecture may be,
The knowlege before and after lecture remains the same'' :)
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The Teacher
The teacher puts 2x+5x2/-8+21a on the board and tells me:
"Solve the problem."
I got up, and erase the board. Problem solved!! :-D
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How Much Sleep The Average Person Needs?
How much sleep the average person needs?
The answer is "5 more minutes"
Q: What is a calorie?
A: Calories are the little devils that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter.
Q: Why Facebook is so hit?
A: People are more interested in other's life than their own :p
Q: who is the most active person in the world?
A: the One who invented alarm.
Q: who is The laziest person in the world?
A: the One who invented snooze in alarm!
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A Boy Tells His Friend
A boy tells his friend that check my result at the university and come back and tell me my grades. But I will be with my father so if I failed in one subject say "Muslim says Asalam o Alaikum", if I failed in two say "Muslimeen says Asalam o Alaikum".
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the friend comes from the university and says "Ummat e Muslima says
"Asalam 0 Alaikum"
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Lays Chips
I feel so thankful when i buy a colorful Lays packet of air & the company is so sweet & kind enough to put some chips in it so that the packet doesn't fly:):p:D
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Boy To Girl
Boy: i like ur 'teeth'.....
Girl: oh really, why????
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Boy: becoz yellow is my favorite color.
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Technical beizati...
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When I was Studying
When I was Studying
My Mom Was calling me
But I did not respond
I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me again n again
I shouted Plz Leave me to Study, My exam is near plz
I want to Study , I want to Study
My Mom Slaped me and said
Stop Dreaming
Wake up n Study :P :D
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Professor Explained Marketing to Business Students
1. You see gorgeous girl in party, U go to her & say I am rich marry me
Thats Direct Marketing
2. U attend party & ur friend goes to a girl & pointng at you tells her. He' is very rich, marry him
Thats Advertisng
3.girl walks to u & says u rich, can u marry me?
"That's Brand Recognition"
4. U say I m very rich marry me & she slaps u
"Thats Customer Feedback"
5. U say I m very rich marry me & she introduces u to her husband
"Thats Demand & Supply Gap"
6. before U say I m rich, marry me, ur wife arrives
Thats Restriction from Entering New Market :D
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3 Signs 2 Identify Students
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1. Highly Stressed
2. Highly Depressed
3. Still Well Dressed.:p
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Names of 10 Chemical
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Student :
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Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen,
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Noreen,
Ambreen,
Samreen,
Nasreen,
Parveen
&
Yasmeen! :p
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Brilliant Answers by Brilliant Students
Ans: In His last battle.
Q 2: Where was the declaration of independence signed?
Ans: At the bottom of the page.
Q 3: In which state Ravi flow?
Ans: Liquid state.
Q 4: What's the main reason for divorce?
Ans: Marriage
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Dear Google
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Please Stop Behaving Like my Wife..
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Kindly Let me Complete my Sentence Before You Give Suggestions... :-D
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Top Answers of Teachers
1) I think da questi0n is wrong:-/
2) I'll tell u tomorow;-)
3) Dont ask foolish questi0n:-)
4) U will study dis in next class:-P
& da most famous 1 is:
5) Nice questi0n, raise ur hands who knw da answer 4 dis?B-)
(If no one raises)
Then it is an assignment..:-D
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Student Wrote a Letter To His Father
No money,
No fun!
Your son...
His father replied:
So sad,
Very bad!
Your Dad:)
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