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Afridi Ki Beti

Ami dekho papa six pe six maar rahe hen

AFRIDI KI WIFE:

Beta thek se dekho

Head & Shouldrs ya pepsi
ka Add hoga. :-D
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Breaking News

Shahid Afridi Ney BANARUS Chorangi pe Tandoor Kholney Ka Faisla Kar Liya.

B00M B00M CHAPATI.
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Shahid Bhai Pepsi

Shahid bhai pepsi choren,
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matti ka tail piyen....:P

apko aag lagani hai aj...:@ :P 
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Last Joke of 2011

Last Joke of 2011...

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"Sehwag ka record tornay ki koshish karun ga.
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*Misbaah*
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Maan Baap Ka Ehtaram

Aik bacha gali main cricket khail rha tha. os ne shot lagaya or os k ghar ke window ka shesha toot gya.
Bachy ke ami ne baher aa kr osay kaha: Beta aaram se,


Is waqiya k baad bachy ne puri zindagi shot nai mara,


Aaj duniya osay Misba-ul-haq k naam sai janti hai.
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Breaking News

2012  k pehly 3 month me faraz apny Aizaz ka defa karny me nakam raha or Misbah ne maidan mar lia,


Is sal Misbah ne sms ki dunya k world champion faraz samait Sardar Zardari, Wapda, Sania mirza, Vina malik, jaisy barre barre omedwaro ko shekast de kr Title apny nam kia,


Aj se sms ki dunya ka be Taj badsha, Babae Cricket or Quaid-e-tuk tuk Misbah.
Express news.....Har Tuk Tuk pe Nazar...
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Misbah Tuk Tuk

O bhai khuda k lye, Muje ab Misbah ul haq k messagez mat krna..
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Ab tu mera mobile b ruk ruk k chalne laga hai. :)


Love u misbah.
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 Newton's 4th Law

4th law of newton


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"When required run rate increases, MISBAH strike rate decreases,
whearas tuk tuk of MISBAH remain constant!"
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Meaning of Misbah

M: mjhe
I:  itni hi
S:  slow
B:  bating
A:  ati
H:  hai.


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Commander Safeguard vs Misbah-ul-Haq

Commander safeguard vs Misbah-ul-Haq
commander safe guard= sehat ki hifazat 24 ghantay lagatar...
Tik tik tik tik tik tik tik :-)


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Misbah ul Haq = Wicket ki hifazat match harne tak lagatar tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk.. :-P
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Misbah Oscar Awards

And the oscar award goes to Three succesful films of Misbah:
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Johanseburg 2007
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Mohali 2011
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And now
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Abu dhabi 2012.
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Teacher to Student

 Teacher. Btawo yah kon sa tenes ha.


"Misbah centary bnaye ga"
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Student: Future Imposebal Tense.


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Ek Kainaat

1 kainaat




9 seyaray




214 Mulk




809 jazeeray




7 Samander




7 billion log




... Lekin




Misbah phir b Pakistan k
hisse me aya


Kya mazaaq hy Yaar.


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Shahrukh Khan Delighted 

Shahrukh Khan Was delighted when he heard Aamir and Salman were jailed ..
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Later he found that they were Pakistani Cricketers .. :D