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Sardar Admi Se
Sardar:Ye Bakra Kitne ka Hai?
Aadmi:38,000 Ka.
sardar Hairan ho Kr
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Touch Screen Wala Hai Kya?
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Judge Aur Sardar
Judge:
Tum ne 1 he store se musalsal 3 din kiyon chori ki?
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Sardar:
Amm ne sirf 1 din apni BV k liye suit chori kiya, aglay 2 din to color change karny gaya tha
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Ik Rat 2 Bajy Boht Tez Barish Me
Ik rat 2bjy boht tez barish me 1 Sardar ne ik ghar ka drwaza knock kia r pucha,
KIA DHAKKA LAGA DO GAY ?
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Aadmi neend mein tha is liye inkaar kr k andar aa gaya, par usay guilty feel hui.
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Socha barish mein kabhi main bhi phans sakta hun,
woh utha aur bahir ja kar bola..
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"Kia tumhain abhi bhi dhakkay ki zarurat hai?"
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Aawaz Aaee,
HAAN..!
Aadmi-Theek hai bhai, tum ho kahan ?
Sardar..!
khocha yahan GARDEN MAIN DEKHO..
HUM JHOOLAY PAR BETHA Ha..?
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2 Seat wala Jahaz
2 Seat wala Jahaz QABRISTAN me Gir k tabah ho Gya
Govt ne 1 Sardar ko Investigation k liy bheja
Usny itlaa Di k
931 Lashen mil gai han
Mazeed KUDAI jari hy?
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Sardar Perashoot Bech Raha Tha
Sardar perashoot bech raha tha
"Jahaz se Chlang
Lgao button dbao or nichey Utro".
Custmer:
"Agr perashot na khula".
Sardar:
"O Allah ka Banda, wapis kr dena"?
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Sardar ne Akhbar
Sardar ne Akhbar me Ishtihar diya,
"Hmary Pas Aisi Product hy,
Jisko Pehn Kr Ap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Skty hain, Mgar Apko Koi Nai Dekh Skta"
Qeemat Rs10,000+Free Home Delivery.
Aik larki ne 10,000 bhijwa diye,
2 din bad TCS wala Aik packet de gya, larki ne packet khola to us me Burqa Tha Wo B Topi Wala. ;)?
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Sardar Drakht
Sardar Drakht pe ulta latka hua tha,
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Wife:>Tum drakht pr Q latka hai?
Pthan:>Sar dard ki goli khai thi, kahin pait mai na chali jay?
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Sardar Doctor
Sardar Doctor: Agar 1 ghanta pehly lay aaty to hum is ko bchaa letay...
Punjabi: Anni dya 15 minute pehly ty accident hoya ay,
Sadky teri doctri tay?
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Sardar or American
1 Sardar or American Siri paaye kha rahe the
American k hath me bakray ki zuban aa gai
American: Whats this?
Sardar: Lo dasso
o khotaiya
"This is Language?
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