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Chubhti hain
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DUNYA me kabhi achy insan ki talaash me mat nikalna
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Tere liye chand tak tor don
Khushion ka darwaza tere liye khol don
Kaafi hai ya 2 - 4 aur lambi lambi chor don ;-)
Har khushi ko teri taraf mor don
Tere liye chand tak tor don
Khushion ka darwaza tere liye khol don
Kaafi hai ya 2 - 4 aur lambi lambi chor don ;-)
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1 Bar Mai Bemar Huwa
1 Dost ny Mujy Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Mai Hospital Chala Gya
Wahan 2 Darwazy Thy
1 Par "Khas bemari" or 1 pr "Mamoli Bemari" Likha tha
Muje Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Me Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya
Wahan B 2 Drwazy thy 1 Pr "Khas Admi" or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha
Me Gharib Admi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Door se Andar Chla Gya
Andar Gaya to dekha k Mai Hospital se Bahar Tha.
"Geo Pakistan"
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Hum Ne Bari Mushkil Se
Hm ne bari mushkil se apni jan pr khel kr us ki jan bachai
.
.
faraz
.
.
Aur wo kehti hai k
" BHAYA AP TO HERO NKLE AUTOGRAPH DEN NA.
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Bivi Shohar Se
Kya mein kabhi tumharay khwab main ayee hoon?
Shohar: Kabhi nahi.
Bivi: Kyun?
Shohar: Kyun k mein 'Ayatul Kursi' parrh k sota hoon...:P
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KG Boy
KG Boy: Mis may I go 2 washroom
Mis: Ny, Pahle A 2 Z sunao fir jana
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Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN__QRS_UVWX_Z,
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Mis: P,O,T,Y kahan gai?
.
Boy: miss ye rahi zameen pe :P
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Mujh Se Wo Kehti Hy
Mujh se Wo Kehti Hy k Tmhari Zindgi
Ko Jannat Bana dn Gi
Aur Banana Usko
" Daal " Bhi Nahi Ati
(',')
<) )> Confidence
/_/_ Dekh Teri
Bhabhi ka
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Shiekh Aur Mehman
Shiekh:Lijiye na aur RASGULLE.
Mehman:Nahi shukria main pehle hi 4 le chuka hoon.
Shiekh:Waise Liye to aap ne 7 hain lekin khair yahan koi gin thori raha hai
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Saas ki Demands
Larki khobsurt ho
Khob seerat ho
Ameer ho
Parhi likhi ho
Kam umer ho
Ghr k kam kaj me maaher ho
Larki ki sirf 1 demand
.
.
.
Saas na ho bs:-D
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1 Pagal Her Waqt Kehta Tha
Ghulail Banaon Ga Or Chirya Ko Maron Ga!
1 Din Usko Doctor
K Pass Le Gaye Or Uska Elaj Karwaya.
Dr:
Ab Kya Karo Ge?
Pagal:
Shadi Karon Ga,
Nokri Dhoondon Ga,
Ghar Basaon Ga.
Dr:
Very Good.!
Phir Kya Karo Ge ?
Pagal:
Bachon Ko Ache School Bhejon Ga,
Unka Birthday Manaon Ga,
Nekar Or Shirt Gift Aye Gi.
Dr:
Good Good.! Phir ?
Pagal:
Unki Nekar Se Lastic Nikalon Ga,
Ghulail Banaon Ga Or Chirya Ko Maron Ga. Hahahahahahahaha
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Student ki Life ka Sabse Funny Pal
Student ki life ka sabse funny pal kb hota hy?
Jb usko exam ma kuch nhi aa rha ho or
teacher kahe
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.
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copy chupao pichhe wala dekh rha ha...!! :-):-D
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Bakra EID Special
> V E E R,,
"Jahan bi Gosht bhejunga
5 seir 1 sath bhejunga!
> W a n t e d,,
"Agar ek bar me Gosht bhej do
To
Dobara mangne mat ana"
> D a b b a n g,,
Hum tumhe itna Gosht bhejengy k tm confuse ho jaogy k Qurbani mene ki hai ya tumne"
> R E A D Y,,
"Tumhe ßakra Eid me 3 log zyada Gosht bhejeingay?
"I , Me, & My Self"
,B O D Y'G U A R D
"Mujh per 1 Ehsaan krna k mujh se bar bar Gosht mt mangna.!:-)
Happy Eid Mubarak Advance..
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A boy was sitting in a park
A boy was sitting in a park behind a tree with his girl friend..
Old man: beta kya ye hamari tehzeeb hai??
Boy: nahi uncle, ye defence wali zainab hai.
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Shohar Marte Waqt
Tmhari almari me se tmhara gold ka set mene hi ch0ri kya tha
Wife r0te h0we : k0i bat nae
Sh0har: or wo jo tmhare bhai ne ek lac rupees amanat rakhwai thi wo b mene gaib kye the
Wife: mene apko maaf kya
Sh0har: or tmhari kameti k pese kisi or ne nae, mene churaye the
Wife: k0i bat nae
Sh0har: or tmhari behan k 7 mera hi chakkar chal raha tha
Wife: k0i bt nae,
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Wife ::apko zehar b mene hi dya he
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Story of Cooking Oils
SANA ko diting ka shoq hua,
mom lay i "SUFI"
"SUFI" pe aitmad jo tha,
subha hui to na "SUFI" tha na SANA
Boht Talash kia pr kuch pata na chla.
phir ek "KISAAN" ne btya wo "KASHMIR" me hain.
3 sal bad SANA wapis i to sath mai "HABIB" or "SULTAN" b thy
Lo kr lo"SUFI"pe aitmad:-P
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Girl To Boy
Girl: Chalty Chalty yunhi Ruk jati Hun Mai,
Bethy Behty kahin kho jati Hon Mai,
Kiya yehi Pyar Hy,
Boy: Nahi ye Kamzori Hy Marr jay Gi
DriP Lagwa Le.
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1990 American Bank Ne
1990 American Bank Ne"BILL GATES" ko 2 lac dollar ka loan reject kya tha
2001 me"BILL GATES" ne us bank ko khreed lya
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.
.
.
0r aj
08-05-2012 zong walo ny mera loan reject kya hy 10 Rupees ka
U just wait n watch
(",)
<))>
_/ /_
Na Na Mafi ka sawal hi paida nhi hota.....
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Bezati Moments
1.u open fridge bt there'z only piyaz,tamatr :-)
2.wen u take 1 hour 2 scrub ur face n ur frnd sayz "Tum ne aj moo nhi dhoya?" :-P
3.wen ur bro/ sis open ur inbox n sayz "ye kis k msgz hai ?" :-/
4.wen teachr ask u a qustn n u start drama by clozing eyez n show dat u r remembrng da ans, although u nevr opn a book:-D
5.wen u type a long msg n rply comez, "ok" :-(
6.wen u sing a beautfl song n ur bst frnd sayz "chup ker yar"...:-P
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Biwiyan Aati hain
Biwiyan Aati hain
HEER ki tarah.
Meethi hoti hain,
KHEER ki tarah.
Namkeen hoti hain,
PANEER ki tarah,
Or Phir Chand maah baad ...
Chubhti hain
TEER ki tarah.
Kar deti hain
FAKEER ki tarah.
Nazar rakhti hain,
SHABBIR ki tarah,
aur
Khaawand K hatho MAARI jati hain,
BENAZIR KI TARAH..
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Kamyab Hone K Liye Manzil Zaruri Hai
Kamyab Høne K Lye "MANZIL" Zruri Hai
OR
Use Pane K Lye KHWAB
OR
KHWAB Dekhne K Lye "NEEND"
Tø Apni "MANZIL" Ki Trf Barhø Ør
SØ JAØ
GØØD NIGHT.
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Jab Chalay Thay To Hum Bilkul Tanha Thay
"Jab Chalay Thay To Hum Bilkul Tanha Thay . . .
"dost"
Phir Tum Milay,
phir ek Aur mila
phir aahista aahista begharton ka tola sa ban gya... :) YaHoOo
Gud morning!!!
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3 Boys Proposed a Girl
3 boys proposd a girl
.
1st:
Mai tmhare lye apni jan dy skta hn
.
Girl:
Wo to sb khte hain
.
2nd:
Mai tmhare lye chand tary tor kr la skta hon
.
Girl:
Purana dailouge hy
.
3rd:
Main tmhain U P S lgwa k de skta hoon
Dy skta hon
.
Girl Ankho mai ansu k sath:
Pagal itna chahte ho muje....?
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Lady To Doctor
Lady 2 Dr:
In Mrdo ki Be-wfai se Tung Aa k Dil Krta he k Kisi Kuty se Shadi Kr lu....
Dr:
Na Bibi na. Ye Tajrba na krna. Aisa Benazir ne b Kia tha,
Aaj natija Pura Mulk Bhugat rha he :-)
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1 Chinese or 1 Pakistani Chand Pe
1Chinese or 1 Pakistani chand pe gye
Whan phnch k dono ne nechy dekha
Chinese:Luk at great chinese wall
Pakistani:Ani dia aj wednsday ae te ay CNG di line ae.
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Father To Son
Father: Tum ne aj tak k0i aesa kam kya, jis se mera sir uncha h0wa h0??
Son: Ji papa yad karen 1 dafa main ne ap k sir k nechay 2 takiaye rakhey thay....
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Teacher And Student
Teacher: beta aj kal english bri fast hy tmam words short bole jate hain. Ap sub b short bola kro.
(Next day)
Teacher: what is ur father name?
Student: CNG
TeaCher: what CNG.
StuDent: choudhri nazeer Ghumman :)
teacher:what is your mother name?
Student:PPG
Teacher:what PPG?
STUdent:paro perveen ghumman
Teacher:(ghussay se)what is your name?
Student: AC
TEacher:what AC?
STUdent:ali chaudhary::::....
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Actress Meera Apna 'B.A' Ka Result
Actress Meera apna 'B.A' ka result daikh k cheekh utheen..
"Kiyaaa"???
"Mujhay FAILED kia hay aur wo b Anglish me"?
"Dispossible"..
itz "Dispossible":
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Nawaz Aur Imran
Nawaz:Agr Zrdari ki Sonia Ghndi se shadi krwa dn to Kshmir hmen Jahez mn mil skta hy
Imran:Aby takly,agr Talaq ho gai to Pakstan Haq Mehr men chla jaye ga:-):-)
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Puttar Aur Abba
Puttar: Abba!
Mera parhai vich dil nai lagda. Tu mera veya kra day.
Abba: Puttar!
Marzi teri.....
ENJ RUUL...
YA UUNJ RUUL.;-)
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1 Larka Pee K Aaya
1 larka Pee k aaya,
Dad se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga!
Dad:
pee k aya h?
Son:
Nai To?
Dad:
Kamine,Phr suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kr raha hai
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Child Aur Abbu
Child: Abu jb ap faiL hojate thaY to dada ap k sath kya slook krty the?
Abu:Wo Meri khoob petai karty the
Child: or jb dada faiL ho jate tu?
Abu:To un k walid unki petai karty the
Child:Abu main b exam main fail ho gya hon agr ap mery sath muzakrat krain to ye khandani dehshat gardi khatam ho sakti hai
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Ek Aurat K Ghar
Ek aurat k ghar Gas ka bil 500000 a gya
Wo Gas office gai or oficer se boli
"Na tussi menu ay dasso way Beghairatoo! ay dozakh nu paip mere gharon janda ey?:-)
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Bacha Dadi Se
Bacha Dadi Se:
Dadi Kya hum hmesha 5 hi rhenge?
Aap,Papa,Mom,Baji or Mai.
Dadi:
Nhi tmari shadi hogi to hum 6 ho jynge.
Bacha:
Phr Baji ki Shadi hogi to phr 5 ho jynge.
Dadi Pyar se:
Tmara Beta ho jyega to phr 6 hojyge.
Bacha masomiat se:
mgr Tm Mar jao ge to hm phr 5 hojyge
Dadi:
manho0s soo ja chup kr k
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Once a Boy Wax Smoking At Airport
Once a boy wax sm0king at airport.
Girl askd: 1 din mein kitni cigrette peetay ho?
Boy: why?
Girl: agar ab tak zindgi mein cigrette pe kharch kiya hoa paisay bachatay tu samnay khari hoi car tmhari h0ti.
Boy: ap cigrette peeti hain?
Girl: no!
Boy: tu kiya wo car apki hai?
Girl: n0
Boy: thnkx 4 da advice wo car meri hi hai :p =x
Mora|: ziyada lecturex dainay se baizti bi hojati hai
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1 Kaali African Larki
1 Kaali African larki ko jadugar ne jadu se Par laga diye
Larki khush ho k boli:
Wow!
Kya ab mein Pari ban gai?
Jadugar:
Nhi Pagli Tu Chimgadar ban gai..:-D.
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1 Din Miyan BV Me
1 din miyan BV me is baat pr larai ho gai k unka beta sub se zyada kis se pyar kerta hy, Maa se ya baap se..?
Aakhir dono ne decide kiya k wo apnay betay ko pathar marein gay, agar wo chillaya "Mummy" tau maa jeet jaey gi aur agr chillaya "Papa" tau baap jeet jaey ga.
Drakht k peechay chupp kr unhon ne betay ko pathar mara..
Larka zor se chillaya...
"kera beghairat ay?.
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Budha Budhi Ki Kahani
Budha Budhi Ki Kahani
1 budha aya
7 me 1 budhiya ko laya
Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya
Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya
Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya
Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya
Ai Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nhi khaya?
Is par budhe ne farmaya
Beta tera sawal to nek hai
Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai.;)
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Kyun Chalti Hy Pawan?
Kyun chalti hy pawan?
bcoz of evaporation.
Kyun ghome hy gagan?
bcoz of earth's rotation.
Kyun machalta hy mann?
bcoz of disordr in digestion.
Kyn gumm he hr disha
Bcoz u hv poor sense of direction
Kyn hota he nasha
Bcoz of drug addiction
Kyn aati he bahar
Bcoz of change in season
Kyn lut'ta he qarar
Bcoz of takng tension
Kyn hota he pyar
Bcoz of opposite attraction
I hv xplaind u evrythng. ab mat kehna
"Na Tm Jano Na Hm" :-)
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3 Pathan picnic par
3 Pathan picnic par gae vhan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gae..
Decide kia k sb se chota Pathan ja kr pepsi le ae,
Chota Pathan:
Main is shert pr jata hon k tm merey aney tk smosey ni khao ge.
2no ne kaha k thek hai.
6 ghantay guzr gay Pathan ni aya,
pora din guzr gya, raat ho gai.
2no ne socha k ab smosey kha leny chahye.
Jesy hi smosa uthaya chota Pathan drakht k pechy se nikal k bola
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Yar Aisay karo gy to main nahi jaon ga..
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1 Admi Door Se
1 Admi Door Se Dorbeen Laga Kr Jnaza Dekh Rha Tha
Ksi Ne Pucha:
Bhai itni Door Se Q Dekh Rhy Ho
Admi:
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.
Door Ka RISHTEDAR Tha Yar.
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Burqay Wali Ko Cherty Huy
Lrka Burqay wali ko cherty huy
Jahan sbzi wahan Dalda
kesi ho mri Khalda
.
.
.
Burqay wali:
Ghor se dekh manhoos
.
.
.
.
Na dalda na khalda mn hn tri Waalda. .
/(' .')/
) (
/ / O0o shit ye tu Ammi ha..
( Jahan Dalda Wahan Mamta)
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Adam Khor Baap Beta
Adam khor baap beta shikaar pe gae
Ek patli si aurat ko dekh kar beta:
Abba isay kha lain?
Baap:
Nahin is se hum dono ka pait nahin bharey ga
Agay gae to ek moti aurat nazar aai
Beta: Abba isse kha len?
Baap: Nahin, iss me fats bohat hain,
cholesterol barh jae ga
Bhook se nidhal bachay ko ek bohat pretty larki nazar aai
Beta:
Abba ye bilkul theek hai
isse kha lete hain
Baap:
Nahin beta
isse ghar le jaate hain
or
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.
.
Teri Amma ko kha lete hain.
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Ache Insan Ki Talaash.
.
Q k
.
.
Aj kal sardi bhot hai aur
.
.
(',') Me ghar
<)"(> pr he hote
_/"/_hon.
Hahaha
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Jab Kutte Ki Maut
Jab kutte ki maut aati hai na,to
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Kutta mar jata hai .
Zarori nhi k har kutty wale msg main Fankari bhi ho aur Zardari bhi ...
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Girl Smile to Boy
Girls k 1 smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai,Sala pura din smj ni ata k,
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Hans k dekh rhi ha..
Ya
Dekh k hans rhi hai.
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Height of Fashion
Height of fashion:.
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3 year old baby telling his Mum
''Mom pamper zara neechay bandhain;-) look aata hai''
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Girl's Birthday
Girl: Mare birthday qareeb hai Janu:Kya Gift dooo gay?
Sardar: Kya chaHye?
Girl: Ring
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Sardar: Ring dunga per uthana nahi,
Balance kam hai.;(
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Great Lines
Kamyabi toilet ki smell ki tarah hoti hy...Bardasht tab hi hoti hai jab apni ho..
"Funny but True"
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College
Ek Bewaqof Ne 1 College KholaPar Kisi Ne Bhi Admission Nhi Liya,
Sub Confused Thy.
Why.?
?
?
?
College Ka Naam Tha
"Women Degree College for Boys"...
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Molvi Taqreer
Molvi Apni Taqrer Mai:Momino!
Aaj Kal Cable Pay Channel Boht Kharab Aa Rahay Hain,
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.
.
.
Ek Shakhs:
Nahi Yara!
Hamara To Saaf Aa Raha Hay
Aap Apna Taar Check Karo...
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Aurton Se Bhari Bus
Aurton se bhari bus ka accidnt ho gya sb mar giUn sb k shohr 1 Haftay tak roty rahe
1 admi 2 haftay tak rota raha
.
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.
Because:
Uski Biwi se bus miss ho gai thi:)
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Intahai Parha Likha Shair
Intahai parha likha shair arz hai:.
Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...,
.
Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base!
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.
.
.
Uski zulfoon ne na jane kitne dilon ko lagae thais.
Tangent theeta is equal to perpendicular upon base! :-P
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Arranged Marriage vs Love Marriage
Arranged marriage means that we are walking and suddenly a snake bites..
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.
But love marriage means to go to the snake and say.
"Le Kaat.
"Le Kaat.
"Le Kaat na".
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Kamyaabi
Kamyaabi hmesha us k qadam choomti he....Jo
Socks utarne k bad apne pa'on dhota he::-)
Zubeda Aapa nahi hain.
Me hun Bhai...
Commander SAFEGUARD:-p:-D
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Pilot Banain Gay
Socha tha parh likh Ke Pilot banain gay....."faraz"
Cigrette Ka sutta Kia lagaya,
Khud hi Jahaz ban gaye..!
('-')
+--|=|--+
// zooooooor
Jhooly laal..
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Log Kehte Hain
Log kehte hain.
Pyar itna b mt kro
.
k Girlfrnd sar pe sawar ho jay
.
hm khte hn k pyar itna kro
k
Girl Friend ki friend b Tumhare sath Farar ho jay
.
Lesson of bodyguard
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Girl to Boy
Girl: Mera dil mobile hai or ap os k sim hain..
.
Boy: Me bhot khosh ho.
.
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Girl: Ziada khosh nai hoa karo.
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Boy: Q
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Girl: Koi acha package mila to Sim change kar longi:)
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Kid From Washroom
Kid from washroom to his mother: "Mama kr lia, dhula dyn..Mama: "Ullu k Pathey khud dho"
Kid: "Jb dhula nhi skty to khilaty kiun hooooo..." ;-( :-D.
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Shadi k Pehle
Wife: Aap ne shadi k pehle saal Eid per mujhe Lohay ka bed banwa k dia tha, Is dafakia irada hai?
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Husband: Is sal us me current chornay ka irada hai..
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FUNNY GAZAL
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,wrna mohbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane me sab kehdia Mehreen se,
kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
Ab umeed hy sirf Noreen se,
lekin bat banegi Farheen se,
ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
nahi to shayad Nosheen se,
warna setting to hy or bhi
"2-3"se. . .:-D
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